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Prescott punching

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Prescott punching

  • I’m not fat, I’m big boned! - The lanky South African
  • Election campaign takes bad turn when ‘stamp your vote starts up’ - Dead meat
  • Battle of Obesity - Tom
  • Take two eggs and beat them up… - jackajack
  • It’s ‘Two-jabs’ prescott - CC
  • John Prescott emphasises his views on illegal immigrants - Lanky South African again
  • Prescott demonstrates Labours new Hard line tactics on community policing… - matt bibbings
  • i was positive he had foot and mouth…. - Hungleberry beater
  • At least he’s leading with the left ! - giroboy
  • John Prescott sums up the nations’ hatred of the mullet hair-cut - Joe_Curr
  • ‘Thats a lovely mullet, mind if I have a quick feel?’ - kano
  • The first rule about Tory Club is: you do not talk about Tory Club. - Irish dude.
  • I Said Pull My Finger Not Slap Da Face - woodybfc
  • ’…and I’m gonna fight taxes just like THIS, baby!!!’ - Rosey
  • Take that Widdicombe-Oh sorry sir,easy mistake!! - Muckingfuppet
  • Prescott gets a bit carried away with his ‘i’m a little teapot’ routine. - Brown
  • Now read my new book: Vote for me or i smash your face in! By John ‘PR’ Presscot - Richard

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