A mad old satirical news site from the dawn of the Internet archived for posterity

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All the news without the kumquats


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  • Hungry Caterpillar
  • Sean the Irish Bastard
  • Spunk-Monkey
  • Winnie the Poo
  • Hoffin' Bigman
  • Helter-Skelter
  • Niloc
  • Saunders
  • Dai Laffin
  • Digger

Quintessential Quote

We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.

Pick of the Best

Past Poll

So who do you think won the war?

  • Bush
  • Saddam


Welcome to our complete archive of all the stories and articles we have written for this site in the past. Each one is a miniature masterpiece, of taste, refinement and style. In our own opinion of course ;)

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 all the way up to 2014 so please don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - It's actually made up! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all supposed to be good fun... honest :)