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Flying into the sun

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Flying into the sun

  • Shit where the F*k did that come from ! - *ChilliBear
  • Quick! Put it in reverse - La la
  • hOLIDAY IN tHE sUN - pOO
  • I knew that air traffic controller at Heathrow was full of shit - Getting rid of surplus traffic - CC
  • thats the last time i let u read the map - spinout
  • New blockade-proof Chunnel service emerges from french side of tunnel - ninelives
  • I don’t know why that song ‘Fly into the Sun’ is stuck in my head… - Sidney Taupin
  • Airline pilot regrets tailgating Concorde… - Sean the Irish Bastard
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Sidney Taupin
  • I think he is going to swerve first… bob.. hey bob… do you think he is…. - JT
  • At last we’ve found the giant Smartie! - Hungry Caterpillar
  • I knew we should have turned left at Alberquerque! - Mark
  • How many times do I have to tell you, Icarus? - Vic Blenks
  • Desperate Brits try alternative means at a suntan - Jackajack
  • Sperm go Hi-tech - Vic Blenkins
  • BAE demonstrate thier new Airbus Airbag(tm) - Bealers
  • Nothing ever happens around here… - Slinky the Dustman
  • buggar! - puffer
  • and if you look to your right you can see Bradford city playing football - scrumpydoode
  • One egg to another: - Dr Feelgood
  • Wow, I always wondered what a nuclear explosion looked like… - The Radio Active Megastar
  • Micro Machines First to Film Birth From Baby’s View - Vic Blenkins
  • Heh heh, those other sperm are lame! - Endicliche
  • I know we need some fuel but isn’t this going a little far to avoid the queues! - Will it ever end - CC
  • …in other news, Captain Kangaroo got his licence for commercial flight… - Sidney Taupin
  • Quick Dave, get the fly-swatter.. Its one of those weird looking moths again - wiggis
  • Literally flying into the sunset… - Jazza
  • umm…Blazing Saddles, that’s my favourite Cap’n.
  • See, I told You It Was A Tunnel - Vic Blenkins
  • Argh !!!! - Anthony.

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