A mad old satirical news site from the dawn of the Internet archived for posterity

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  • ChilliBear
  • Hungry Caterpillar
  • Sean the Irish Bastard
  • Spunk-Monkey
  • Winnie the Poo
  • Hoffin' Bigman
  • Helter-Skelter
  • Niloc
  • Saunders
  • Dai Laffin
  • Digger

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

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Welcome to our live updating MoldCam©, this is the peak in internet webcams, here you can see live picutes of our very own mug of mold... Well that is you can see it when we bother to point the webcam at the mug (and not something more amusing), and the office cleaners haven't thrown it out again, or washed up the mug.

So its a kinda "What The Hell We Feel Like Pointing It At Cam" really, but thats quite a mouthful, and the acronym is WTHWFLPIAC, which isn't even rude. So for the sake of typing its still MoldCam.


Watch it grow, watch it live, the hours of fun you can have are almost endless....


We are also very excited to bring you CMWLOBFL, which for the uninitiated is "Cable Modem With Lots of Blinky and Flashy Lights", nice isn't it...

Well our astute readers will have notice that CMWLOBFL-cam has in fact been disconnected for almost a year... our stupid reader will now also have realised. Basically Hoffin' Bigman moved the server that the CMWLOBFL-cam was connected to and the cable doesn't reach over to the cable modem anymore. CMWLOBFL-cam will return however when one of us actually bothers buying a extension cable...


Last, but by no means least is BinCam. BinCam is well a webcam pointing at ChilliBear's bin, hence the imaginative name. It updates every 15 minutes or so, providing the PC it's connected to hasn't crashed/been stolen, etc.

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 all the way up to 2014 so please don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - It's actually made up! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all supposed to be good fun... honest :)