It can be exclusively revealed today, in the wake of Father’s day, that Sean the Irish Bastard is set to have a little bastard of his own.

The poor unfortunate girl involved in this development, who cannot be named for reasons of embarrassment, is said to be in good health (at least physically). Of course there are no plans for marriage. As Sean explains: “how could we? This child will be a real Bastard - that is the most important thing here, right?”

The reasons behind these shocking events appear to be uncertain, but rumour has it that Sean was rather frustrated after losing out in an eBay bidding war for a newborn Canadian baby. “I just couldn’t stretch to the full tenner that the other bidder was prepared to stump up” he is said to have exasperated at the time.

At the time of writing, the pregnancy is into week 10, and the estimated date of delivery is January 10th 2002. Any further developments will be documented exclusively and extensively here on DFTFC, and in a world’s first, we hope to have WombCam™ up and running within a month.