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Written by: Sean the Irish Bastard Published on: 24 Apr 2000

We at DFTFC were shocked today by a complete lack of news.

No spokesmen for any organisations had any comment to make on the complete absence of developments of any kind.

If there is any news, we’ll bring it to you. In the mean time, here is a little music (well, there would be, but we haven’t sorted out our plugins yet).

Tell you what, just imagine you can hear this:

“Hmm-mmm, m-m-m, mm-m-mm-m-m, hmm-m-mm m-mm-m-m-mm…” (that’s right, Copacabana!)

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