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So who do you think won the war?

  • Bush
  • Saddam


Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001


  • ‘I wish I’d picked number 1 now’, John whispers to Cilla Black - Joe_Curr
  • The special effects budget for Jaws 5 ran out pretty early on. - HC
  • REVENGE! Anglers beware for the trout send in the secret weapon. Mwahahahaha! - LordVader
  • The first fish ventriloquist show off his new puppet Clive - Greasy luva
  • Once i’d married her, the fat old trout really let herself slip. - mattbibbings@yahoo.co.uk
  • The Human type Fly wasn’t to Trout’s taste - Ben Pearce - UK
  • ‘And don’t forget me crisps’ Sharon tells Bob at the Cardiff nightclub hotspot - Scrumpydoode
  • mmm Something smells fishy Bob said!!! - I woulda expected it from someone else by now! Daniel Melb Aus
  • I once caught a fish this big, and I framed it, Joe Explains! - Daniel Melb Aus
  • OH, baby back ribs, or shall i go for his buttocks - pur qwelle qwellero
  • RUN AWAY!!!!! - Cheese molester
  • The morning after Jeff was not quite so impressed with his ‘bird’ - Mr Fluffy
  • Mr Fish was quite surprised by Franks taste in fashion, very appalling!!! - Yep Dan again! gotta love this!

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