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Tiger Lily questioned over Yates Death

Written by: Sean the Irish Bastard Published on: 11 Oct 2000

Note: This report was initially written by Spunk Monkey, and has since been respectfully edited by Sean the Irish Bastard

DFTFC would like to apologise to the families of the Late Ms Yates and the later Michael Hutchence (and just in case, the early Bob Geldof) for the tastelessness and inappropriateness of this story, which has now been appropriately edited for public consumption.

Spunk Monkey has been suitably reprimanded for his aggressive journalism.

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