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NEWS: Updates!

Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 31 Jan 2001


Well you may have noticed that the frequency of our updates has dropped a little in the last month or two. Don’t worry we are still going! Our feeble excuse is that everyone seems to still be really busy this year…. but we are working on the newest version of the site and when this is released (hopefully sometime in Feb.) we will make a concerted effort to return to our much more frequent regular postings. Till then it’s going to be updates every 10 days or so - I hope :)

Speaking of updates, helter-Skelter has written another Aural Pleasure review which can be read here.

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