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Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 08 Jul 2009

For some crazy reason this morning I thought I might just put a post up on the old DFTFC site! Would you believe a couple of us have wondered about writing again - must be a mid life crisis thing or perhaps it all seems long enough ago it counts as nostalgia! So perhaps time to dust off the site, clean up the slightly wacky CSS code and look for new material. I expect that Hungry Caterpillar would be game for a bit more writing. Now if we could only track down Spunk Monkey - we sent him off to the States as a foreign correspondent a while back and he’s vanished!

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