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Monkey Found

Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 02 Aug 2011

We managed to find Spunk Monkey. The Americans had him locked up in a research lab near Washington, you don’t want to know what they did to him. Still that makes the vast majority of the old gang available for witty after dinner speeches and state openings, should you need such talents.

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